- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

fish fishy caoimhin

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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