- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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