JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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girls basketball

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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