- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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