What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Cheese

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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