What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A jew enters a mall.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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justin beiber sucks

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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