Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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