- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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