- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

knock knock

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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