- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is the name of the car? What

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Pickles are moist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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