- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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