What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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