Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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