why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Horse.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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