Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A fat guy!

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man penetrates another man.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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