- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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