- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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