What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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