A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A sober Irish individual.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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