- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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