- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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