- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Kevin and Ramin

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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