why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Bob Saget that is all

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Rylan Clark

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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