- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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