- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Your gay

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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