What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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