- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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