- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Racial Equality

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Cheese

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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