What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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