Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

were at work systems r down

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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