- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Thats what she said

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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