- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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