- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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