Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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