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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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