- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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