Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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