roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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