- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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