- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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