- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I'm gay.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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