- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Your mother just died.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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