- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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