Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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