Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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