What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

this website even though its hilarious.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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