What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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HOLY COW!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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