- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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