Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

okay so theres this guy.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Julian Ha.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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