A bar walks into a man

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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