What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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