Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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