- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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