- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

don't just stand there

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why did katy fall off her bike?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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