- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Once upon a time a was born

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A guy at a baseball game....

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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