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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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