- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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