Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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And you honored it I see :P

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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