- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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