- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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