- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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