In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Oh s***

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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