Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

He--Hey guys

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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