Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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I am quite mature.

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