roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A chicken walked into the bar...

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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