do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Religion.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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