There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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