What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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