- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Your Mom The End.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

once upon a time, it snowed

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Emily Walker.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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