whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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