Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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woman's rights

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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