- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

scientology.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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