- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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