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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women in the kitchen.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Barack Obama

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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