Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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