- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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