- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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