- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

The WNBA.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Pineapple.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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