My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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