An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

silver bullet?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Tim likes girls

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

HELLO EVERYONE

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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