What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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