- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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