- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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a black guy hates chicken.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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