- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

rent a cops

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Antijokes...

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

field day?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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