- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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