Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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