I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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