- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is funnier than 24 69

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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