Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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