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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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