- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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