- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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