- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats worse than gill? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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