A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

if got a joke if fogot it

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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