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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Wenis Penis

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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