A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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