- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Women's Rights

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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