- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

I love you

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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