- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

fish fishy caoimhin

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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