What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your face

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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