A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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