why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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I have an erection My mom!

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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