That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

This isn't funny.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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