whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Katy Perry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A woman wears a dress.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How high is the sky? True or False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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