- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Waseem is a hard worker.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Tony Romo

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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