- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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