if you don't like this you're gay

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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