- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Oh, right

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

richard is fag

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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