Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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