an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

If life gives you lemonade.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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