- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Oh, go away

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

im gay

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why did the man die? he had cancer

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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