- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

PENIS that is all

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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