- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??