What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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