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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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