How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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