How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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