A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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seek beauty

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Anti Joke

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