- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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