What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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An Aisian failed a test

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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