- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Gus's mom

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Nick Cannon

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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