- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

kill yourself

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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