- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

roak

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Kevin and Ramin

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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