- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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