Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

thumb_up thumb_down +1

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

thumb_up thumb_down +1

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops