- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Stephen Hawking

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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