what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

John Cena

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what goes boo a sock

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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