- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A bar walks into a man

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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