- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Santa isn't real

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Christ is a conspiracy

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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