- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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