- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

I had a submarine.... once

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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