- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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