- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

so today i took a poop. hehe

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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