Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

chirs

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Women's Rights

What is brown and sticky? A stick

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Penis

Dumbledore dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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