What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

The GOV and the WHO?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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