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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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