- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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