- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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