kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Women's Rights

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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