Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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