Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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