- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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