How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Long joke Your such a downey

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You know what's natural? Bears.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

cory

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Penis

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

drew edminstin is a rat

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