- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Heskey time.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Skinny people fart less.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

can you touch your toes? no

N-E Pats never cheated

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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