My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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where is the world?

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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