Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Your Mom

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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