What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

what's black? a lot of things.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

PENIS lol

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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