- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's circular and round A circle

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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