Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Honk if you're Amish!

DEATH.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

anus

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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